I, Me, Mine

I've been putting off writing a blog because I couldn't think of anything specific to write about.  I hate typing long compositions.  I would rather say it and have it typed out automatically as I speak.  I'm too impatient to type everything I think about.  My mind goes 100 miles an hour.  I even speak too slow for my mind.  You might have noticed that I mumble and leave words out when I say stuff.  That's because my mind is going to fast for my tongue!  So Anyways, It's my first blog and because I"m a huge Beatles fan, I thought I'd entitle all of my future blogs as well as this one with titles from their songs.  Ok, I'll be honest, I'm not very original, so I'm ripping off titles that are already made...Oh and I don't edit, so go easy on the spelling and grammer. 

So random thoughts for the day:
I think I'm going bald.  I seriously think I'm going to inherit genes from my dad's side of the family and be a bald woman!  I used to have thick hair and now I think I'm losing it.  sick I know.  I'm not really losing my hair, I'm afraid I am.  My shower is constantly clogged up with hair.  I would blame it on Chris, because let's face it, he's a wookie, BUT we have seperate showers, so it's all me.  Yes, my lover is a hair beast.  His undershirt is a coat of hair.  That man will never freeze, that's for sure. 

I'm obsessed with hair.  I look at people's hair first.  Some people look at ring fingers, which I never have, but do now.  I look at their hair.  Is it shiny, curly (which I love), grey, straight, CLEAN. 

I have to wash my hair every day.  I wake up looking a like a satellite dish.  Seriously, I can't go to sleep and not wake up with my hair going every which way. 

Some people go to sleep and wake up looking like sleeping beauty with their hair all nice and in tact.  I hate you! 

My hair is also very oily.  Which is another reason I have to wash it everyday. I heard on the morning show yesterday that in order to have your hair it's healthiest, you have to go 2 weeks without washing it.  2 WEEKS!! I would have one nasty matted brown wookie on my head.  Not to mention I'd be single! I can't go 2 days let alone 2 weeks.  If I don't shower for one day, my bangs are all clumped up.  I could string out my hair and cook eggs with all the oil.  Ok, I'm exhaggerating, but still.  You get the point. 

I wish I had hair that didn't have to be washed and styled everyday.  Like the old ladies who go and get their hair done like once a week at the beauty shop.  Man, that would be such a time saver!  Everyday it's such a chore to wash this mop, blow dry for 10 minutes, not to mention all the products I use like root lifter, chi silk, hair spray, curl my layers, straighten my bangs, OH I have to part my hair just the right way BEFORE I dry my hair and put the products in.  It's rediculous.  Why can't I have a wash and go style.  I envy men.  It takes Chris 20 minutes to shower and shave and he complains about that!  I wish I had curly hair that way I could just put some mouse and antifrizz in and then just air dry.  Voila, I'm out the door! 

I used to perm my hair.  I mentioned how I love curly hair.  On a lazy day, I'll towel dry my hair, and then put some mouse in and defuse to get some curl/wave.   It's my one time saver.  Wait, I lied, I won't shave my legs to save time.  But that's another blog...

I could go on about my hair obsession.  All in all I complain about the effort I put into styling my mane, but I'm afraid of going bald.  Don't be surprised if I chop it all off and get the Kate Gosselin hair due when I have kiddos.